the moon

So I've had many more dreams as of late. I have my theories as to why that is the case. haha I have theories about pretty much everything. Here goes...

So I dreamed I was traveling to the moon like it was normal just floating there. I get there and the moon is like a hollow cylinder/tube and it's really small like one tube in play land at fast food places, so I crawl inside. In my head in dreams like this I think to myself, "Didn't they land a space shuttle on the moon" and "Isn't it supposed to be round?" But I dismiss these notions. Anyway, while I'm in this very small moon, it cracks and breaks in half. The next day I'm looking up at the sky looking for the moon and I think I see it so I give a sigh of relief, but I realize that it's not the moon but actually the sun.

Last night I dreamed that I got a job at a fast food restaurant over the future summer.

Yo, if there are analyzers out there, I'm down for some interpretation.....

casinos, chickens, and lockdown

i had WEIRD dream the other day.

it was me, joe, mel, and i think jason at some country club on a ranch with a casino. we got there at around 9 or 10pm and right after checking the place out, we somehow find ourselves working at the casino there. it was kinda cool, but then our boss said we'd have to work from 11pm to 5am. the problem was, we all had to go home at midnight. i was thinking of a plan to sneak out, but we found out that the whole place was locked down until 5am. the whole complex was fenced in. kinda weird and scary. anyway, so i asked our boss what we could do to get home on time, and she said we'd have to go outside onto the ranch and capture a chicken. this would be the only way she would allow the fences to be opened so we could leave. then out of nowhere, mel informed me that the chicken we had to capture was actually his and he let it loose onto the ranch so it can enjoy the outdoors. OK. so...i go outside with some other coworker i don't know and we manage to grab mel's chicken. it was a normal-looking chicken; you know, like with feathers and stuff. so i thought, 'cool, now we can go home.' but as i look up and then look back down at the chicken, it somehow turned into wig. i continue walking to the building to tell joe and jason that i got the chicken, which was now a wig, and that we can go home. but i saw that the fences and gates were still locked. anyway, the four of us disregard that and start walking towards mel's car, with the chicken/wig in my hand. i hand the wig to mel, who puts it on his head. as he does that, the fences and gates open up, and we go home. it was daylight by then.

wtf.